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    Default Ummm Intresting | 15 yeas ago

    15 years Ago...
    An application was for employment

    A program was a television show

    Windows were something you hated to clean

    A keyboard was a piano

    A cursor used profanity

    Memory was something you lost with age

    A CD was a bank account

    And if you had a 3 1/2 floppy you hoped no one found out

    Compress was something you did to garbage

    If you unzipped in public you went to jail

    Log on was adding wood to a fire

    A hard drive was a long trip on the road

    A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

    And a backup happened to your toilet

    Cut you did with scissors

    Paste you did with glue

    A web was a spider's home

    And a virus was the flu!!!
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    Default Re: Ummm Intresting | 15 yeas ago

    This is a good one. Closest to reality.
    We help not because we need to but we help because we want to.........there's a big difference between "need" and "want"

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    Default Re: Ummm Intresting | 15 yeas ago

    Have just one addition..........
    15 years ago GATES are just a piece of metal and/or wood where we enter and exit.
    We help not because we need to but we help because we want to.........there's a big difference between "need" and "want"

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