- Nice Set of Floppies!


- Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.


- I'd like to play on your laptop.


- Need me to unzip your files?


- If you were an ISP, I'd dial you all day long!


- I'd like to boot up your PC!


- I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen!


- I've got a 21 inch... (monitor)


- I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video...



- Your homepage or mine?